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The Duplicitous Detective, Chapter 5 - The Threat

Title: The Duplicious Detective, Chapter 5: The Threat
Authors: makokitten
Rating: Soft R
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, Irene Adler
Warnings: None
Summary: A dynamic detective, a disgruntled doctor, and a damsel who isn’t in all that much distress, thank you very much. In which a case of identity involving Sherlock Holmes himself threatens to turns several worlds upside-down, the Watsons are left to clean up the mess, and Irene Adler? Well, she just does what she wants. Elementary/BBC’s Sherlock crossover.

LJ | AO3

            “I assume you’re familiar with the name Charles Augustus Milverton?”

            He opens his mouth, unsure, in present circumstances, whether he’s surprised, excited, or disgusted.  “I am.”

            “I’m… not,” says Joan, glancing between him and Irene.  “Who’s Charles Augustus Milverton?”

The Sigerson Letters: June 11th - June 13th

Title: The Sigerson Letters, Part 10: June 11th - June 13th
Authors: makokitten & h3rring
Rating: PG
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson (unrequited Sherlock/John), Irene Adler
Warnings: Spoilers for “The Reichenbach Fall”
Summary: A month after the Fall, John begins receiving emails from a young fan who calls himself Jeremy Sigerson, a fan who seems determined to keep an eye on John and single-handedly spread the truth about Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty.  But that’s surely a task too monumental for one man, isn’t it?  Unless that man is…

LJ | AO3

Who the hell is this? Where is Jeremy?

“the long road” (part ii/?)

part i

            Rebecca is sick into the toilet.  It’s not the first time she’s been sick into the toilet today.  At least this time, she knows the cause is purely emotional. 

            She doesn’t want to leave the bathroom.  Luckily, she doesn’t need to.  Her cell phone is in the pocket of her coat.  She hadn’t taken her coat off before coming into the bathroom, she was that nervous.  Her fingers are still shaking.  She almost drops the phone twice.  Thank god he’d put himself on speed dial.

            As a phone rings across the Atlantic, she flushes the toilet and edges away from it until her back finds the rim of the tub.  She curls her knees to her chest.  After what seems like an eternity, Victor answers.  “Rebecca, hello?”

            The first thing out of her mouth is a sob, muffled by her hand. 

            “Sweetheart.”  He’d been asleep.  His voice is all gravelly.  He’s not anymore, though.  “Sweetheart, what’s wrong?  Take your time.”

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“the long road” (part i/?)

            “Is it very far?” Irene asks Sherlock as they sprint away from the remains of the terrorist group that had been about to execute her.  Technically, they weren’t the Islamic extremists they called themselves, but a terroristic team assembled by James Moriarty on behalf of several governments who wanted Irene Adler interrogated, tortured, and executed.  Going by how she’s hobbling and how she winces when Sherlock tries to wrap an arm around her shoulder to steady her, they succeeded at the torture, if not at the execution.

            “Not far now,” he says.  “Stay with me.”

            She nods.  Her large eyes are unfocused and distant, staring out into the dark night.  “I think I hurt my ankle—” Her voice is matter-of-fact, detached.  “—I did, but now I can hardly feel it.”

            “Adrenaline.”  Shock as well, possibly, but he doesn’t want to worry her.  “We’re almost there.  I brought a friend of yours.”

            “Oh.”  She sounds puzzled, as if she can’t imagine who he’d bring.  Surely she noticed that a sniper was making quick work of most of the terrorists?  Only a few men around London with that specific skill set. 

            Victor Trevor, a mutual associate (of sorts), meets them at the Jeep.  When he sees Irene limping, he begins fussing over her terribly.  He’s tenderer with her than Sherlock could ever be, and he helps her into the back seat and straps her in, stroking her hair, lowering his voice, kissing her forehead.  Her eyelashes flutter in response. 

            “I don’t understand why you’re being so kind to me,” she says dreamily.  “Reminds me of a line from a play, ‘I’ve always depended upon the kindness of strangers.’  A Streetcar Named Desire, that’s it.  Everyone remembers the movie now.  Marlon Brando.  I suppose it’s…”

            She trails off.  Sherlock shifts uneasily.  Victor says, “We’re hardly strangers.”

            Irene presses her lips together.  “You’ll have to forgive me, then,” she says, resting her head back against the seat, closing her eyes.  “I’m having a great deal of trouble placing your faces.” 

            Victor looks at Sherlock.  Sherlock just stares at Irene, realizing that this rescue operation might be far more complicated than they thought.

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The Duplicitous Detective, Chapter 4 - The Blog

Title: The Duplicious Detective, Chapter 4: The Blog
Authors: makokitten
Rating: Soft R
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, Irene Adler
Warnings: Fleeting mentions of torture, inexplicit masturbation
Summary: A dynamic detective, a disgruntled doctor, and a damsel who isn’t in all that much distress, thank you very much. In which a case of identity involving Sherlock Holmes himself threatens to turns several worlds upside-down, the Watsons are left to clean up the mess, and Irene Adler? Well, she just does what she wants. Elementary/BBC’s Sherlock crossover.

LJ | AO3

            “Ah,” he says.  “I see you’ve haven’t lost your gift for research, Miss Watson.”

            “Don’t ‘Miss Watson’ me,” says Joan.  “There’s a John Watson in England with more than a year’s worth of blog posts about you, and I want you to tell me what that means.”

The Duplicitous Detective, Chapter 3: The Club

Title: The Duplicious Detective, Chapter 3: The Club
Authors: makokitten
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, Irene Adler
Warnings: Passing mentions of suicide
Summary: A dynamic detective, a disgruntled doctor, and a damsel who isn’t in all that much distress, thank you very much. In which a case of identity involving Sherlock Holmes himself threatens to turns several worlds upside-down, the Watsons are left to clean up the mess, and Irene Adler? Well, she just does what she wants. Elementary/BBC’s Sherlock crossover.

LJ | AO3

            “You… don’t go anywhere else?”

            “Not unless someone hacks my lawyer’s email account, no.”

            “Why not?”

            One small hand creeps up to rest against her shawl.  Defensive.  “Because it’s safe.”

            “It might be,” Sherrinford concedes.  He sees it now.  He didn’t see it before.  How could he not have noticed?  “It might be safe.  But you’re not happy.”

            “Perhaps not,” she says, “but I’m alive.” 

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The Duplicitous Detective, Chapter 2 - The Build Up

Title: The Duplicious Detective, Chapter 2: The Build Up
Authors: makokitten
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, Irene Adler
Warnings: Passing mentions of suicide
Summary: A dynamic detective, a disgruntled doctor, and a damsel who isn’t in all that much distress, thank you very much. In which a case of identity involving Sherlock Holmes himself threatens to turns several worlds upside-down, the Watsons are left to clean up the mess, and Irene Adler? Well, she just does what she wants. Elementary/BBC Sherlock crossover.

LJ | AO3

            “So your father was willing to do anything he could to salvage you, including…”

            “Including playing along when I adopted the identity of my dead brother, yes.”

            Irene raises her eyebrows.  “That’s a bit extreme,” she says, “Mr. Sherrinford Holmes.”

            He’s back in the game now, because, at least with this, he can match her stroke for stroke.  She sees that in his face when the grin returns.  “Well met, Miss Irene Adler.”

The Sigerson Letters: April 22nd - June 9th

Title: The Sigerson Letters, Part 9: April 22nd - June 9th
Authors: makokitten & h3rring
Rating: PG
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson (slight unrequited Sherlock/John)
Warnings: Spoilers for “The Reichenbach Fall”
Summary: A month after the Fall, John begins receiving emails from a young fan who calls himself Jeremy Sigerson, a fan who seems determined to keep an eye on John and single-handedly spread the truth about Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty.  But that’s surely a task too monumental for one man, isn’t it?  Unless that man is…

LJ | AO3

If you’re not too busy saving the world, I’d love to hear from you.  A short note, a sentence, a word, anything.  Just let me know you’re doing all right.

The Duplicitous Detective: Chapter 1 - The Closet

Title: The Duplicious Detective, Chapter 1: The Closet
Authors: makokitten
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson, Irene Adler
Warnings: None
Summary: A dynamic detective, a disgruntled doctor, and a damsel who isn’t in all that much distress, thank you very much. In which a case of identity involving Sherlock Holmes himself threatens to turns several worlds upside-down, the Watsons are left to clean up the mess, and Irene Adler? Well, she just does what she wants. Elementary/BBC Sherlock crossover.

LJ | AO3

“Who are you?” she demands. 

Ah.  This is a line he won’t forget.  “Sherlock Holmes.”

The response is immediate.  “No, you’re not.” 

On the “Scandal” Ending

Occasionally I still see people choosing to believe that the ending of “A Scandal in Belgravia,” in which Sherlock rescues Irene Adler like something out of an entirely different genre of television, is Sherlock’s fantasy and not what actually happened. While I’m pretty sure Moffat’s said it wasn’t a fantasy (no1 listens 2 u moff), people are free to interpret what they want however—but my question is, why would you want to believe that?

I know a rescue is contrived, but without that flashback scene having actually occured, Sherlock Holmes becomes a terrible human being. And he’s done some damnable things to enemies and friends alike, John being the most notable example, but this would take the cake.

Why? Because if he doesn’t go back for Irene Adler, Sherlock has condemned a woman to death simply for outsmarting him.

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