Should’ve read my fine print, precious,” Moriarty says, already giddy, sitting up. “You signed away everything—eeeeverything—to one Mr. James Moriarty.” Then, mockingly: “‘But how can that be? I’m a human being! I’ve got certain rights.’ —NOPE!
— Seth’s Moriarty. I had to share this because it’s absolutely spot on and I may have jumped out of my seat.