Chel: my attitude toward irene adler is like that cap of marge simpson holding a potato

Chel: “i just think she’s neat”

“You think she’s my girlfriend because I’m x-raying her possessions.”

Man.

Every line in “Scandal,” man.

Chel rewatches “A Scandal in Belgravia.”

makokitten:

“She’s been at the center of two political scandals in the last year, and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist by having an affair with both participants… separately.”

I’m rewatching “Scandal”—I might just power through an entire S2 canon review tonight—and two things are obvious: I could quote this entire episode from memory, I think, and man, Irene, you don’t go halfway on anything, do you?

Here girl this can be your theme.  You get it girl.

Although that does open a couple of interesting questions: what was Irene doing during this time?  Even though she says Jim Moriarty is “her kind of man,” unlike him, she doesn’t just go into things to fuck them up.  In BBC canon, she’s primarily self-interested.

So, what were these affairs?  What did she get out of them?  Moriarty side projects?  Getting noticed so that when the Grand Master Plan went off (I think you’ll all agree that blackmailing the British government constitutes a Grand Master Plan) she’d be taken seriously?  Something else?  One of them could have been just for fun, but three in such a short time—well, I don’t think a girl like her falls in and out of love so fast, and with such prominent people so consistently.

Sounds like material for a few drabbles, if, you know, I ever have time for anything in my life ever again.

“She’s been at the center of two political scandals in the last year, and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist by having an affair with both participants… separately.”

I’m rewatching “Scandal”—I might just power through an entire S2 canon review tonight—and two things are obvious: I could quote this entire episode from memory, I think, and man, Irene, you don’t go halfway on anything, do you?

Here girl this can be your theme.  You get it girl.

itwouldhurttoomuch:

#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING  (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

Seth: lawl, it’s ACD’s birthday

Chel: happy birthday ACD

Chel: sorry for making your characters have so much sex